More Things They Don’t (Can’t) Instruct You (Me) In Culinary (Any) School

The recent separation of Chris Olson, former Chef de Cuisine from Parka, a restaurant in Minneapolis, has spurned interesting conversations about things they don’t teach you in culinary school. Olson’s original post was published on Eater, though he deleted it from his blog, and Chef Stewart Woodman elaborated through his blog Shefzilla.

Culinary school is like any other type of school. No amount of education can instill within a student a strong work ethic. Unfortunately, many other educational systems also don’t adequately prepare students for the reality of work, in a general sense. In restaurants, this reality will entail the intense schedules and physical working conditions described by the posts above. Outside of the restaurant industry, higher education doesn’t necessarily prepare students for the reality of work. That an expensive degrees won’t guarantee a job or that we’re not all as outstanding as our alma maters may have lead us to believe. No college degree can compensate for laziness, immaturity, or personality disorders.

College didn’t encourage me to have realistic expectations of days spent stuffing, labeling, and sealing thousands of envelopes. For the sheer boredom of a five-day work week straight out of Office Space. College couldn’t make me responsible enough to keep my desk clean. College certainly did not emotionally prepare me to answer the death calls from people whose loved ones just died, to be the first one to call them back, or to sit in my office staring at their ashes. These things I had to do myself, through baptism by fire. I got better with maturity and age. Through a painful quest for self-awareness that only I could initiate. May I confront these realities with increasing grace and maturity. They will return for me, again and again, and they return will for you. That’s the reality of life. It’s both harsh and beautiful.

Culinary School is, indeed, more forgiving of making mistakes. So was college. What might get you a tongue lashing or “C-” in school might put you on a progressive disciplinary path or result in termination from a real job. Like any other education, culinary school involves students who work their tails off and students who slack, burdening others with their shares of the work. Some of these slackers will graduate and the depressing fact is that we’ll all earn the same degree. The value of culinary school, or any school for that matter, revolves around the effort one puts into class. And not just into class, but the opportunities and work experience beyond the classroom.

Culinary school simply can’t instill within a student a strong work ethic or character. No school can. Culinary school can provide exposure to new ingredients, some of which may be difficult or expensive to attain at home. It provides basic instructions for preparing said ingredients and correcting mistakes, whenever possible. Students will have to relearn their employer’s way of making dishes anyway, but at least they will have had an introduction. There’s got to be some value in not balking at culinary basics like making roux or setting up a breading station. Culinary school teaches students how to use industrial kitchen equipment. It teaches students to convert measurements and practice working quickly and efficiently through repetition and structure.

Many of the students in my class are combining this culinary program with their first experience in higher education. At the end of two years, they will have learned culinary basics and completed their generals, paying far less than if they had attended for-profit institutions like Le Cordon Bleu or Arts Institutes. This is not to say one must have a college degree to be successful at work. My husband is a prime example. He worked from the most lowly of positions into management. However, this is the path my classmates have chosen and, when they graduate, I will be proud.

I’m not delusional. I’m under no impression that I’ll wear a chef’s jacket upon graduation or be the next Food Network star. I would expect to earn any career by working from the bottom up through time, blood, sweat, tears, and a certain degree of luck.

I know what I am. A better-than-average home cook enrolled in a community culinary school with a blog. And I’m ok with that.

My Daily Dose of Rabbel-Rousing: With Love From Applebee’s

Dear Jennifer,

Thank you for your e-mail voicing your concern about the Oriental Chicken Salad.  We respect all points of view and appreciate your feedback.  We will certainly share your feedback with the Menu Development Team.  If you have additional feedback, please contact us at 888-592-7753.

Sincerely,

Applebee’s Guest Relations
Case # 1374709

Happy Easter & Passover from Minnesota, ya’ll!

A Case For Blogging About Restaurants On Opening Night (& Other Ethical Dilemmas)

Recently, I have pondered discussions by fellow foodies about how long bloggers should wait after a restaurant opening to post a review and the effect critiques and negative comments or reviews may have on family-owned restaurants during this challenging economic time.

I can’t help but to choose sides.

Some believe it’s completely unfair to review a restaurant within one to three months of opening.  Others feel bloggers must visit a restaurant multiple times before critiquing.  Official, paid “food critics” for major media companies may need to abide by a different variation of rules.  However, there are many of us who do not claim to be food critics.  Rather, we are foodies who like to blog.  But even if we did. . .

Why is a restaurant’s dollar more important than mine?  Why is any restaurant’s dollar more important than mine, whether a corporate chain or family-owned establishment?  Just as restaurant owners, many diners also support themselves on modest and bare-bones budgets.  The economic climate affects us all, and we, like many others, are striving to reduce restaurant visits to save money.  For some, dining out is more closely tied to special events, treats, or occasions and take-out is tied to the end of a really bad day.

As far as I’m concerned, bloggers should review as candidly as they wish, though they should also self-disclose.  If a blogger visits a restaurant on opening night, he or she should disclose this fact at the beginning of their post.  Bloggers should also disclose relationships with the restaurant or its staff, and solicitations from restaurants in the form of gift certificates or complimentary food.  It might not hurt to disclose if a restaurant is still in it’s newly-opened phase, or if one has biases, such as a longstanding discomfort with runny egg yolks or if one is tasting a certain ethnic cuisine for the first time.

Candid never equals mean or spiteful.  Candid is honest and fair, though it does not equal “positive.”  

In my humble opinion, anything for which a restaurant lists on their menu and charges customers is fair game.  Even if it’s opening night and even if it’s not a house specialty.  $10 is still $10 dollars out of my pocket, whether it’s a restaurant’s opening night or 100-year anniversary.  $10 can equal an hour of somebody’s work day as easily as another’s petty cash, and $10 will always equal $10.

If a restaurant serves a low quality, poorly made menu item, it has no business listing it for sale.  Even if it’s a seafood restaurant selling the obligatory steak, or a northern Chinese restaurant serving Szechuan cuisine.  An establishment doesn’t have to prepare the most authentic version of a dish, but it does have to be made with care.  Good food can not be confused with anything other than good food, even if it’s a simple grilled cheese sandwich or General Tso’s chicken.  The taste of apathy is unmistakable and unacceptable.

Perfection is impossible to obtain and unreasonable to expect, and authenticity is relative, but a restaurant should not list menu items for sale if they are made with apathy.

Bloggers vs. restaurants?  

Quite the contrary.

We need both bloggers and restaurants to continue doing what they do.  The more people blog, the more restaurants are held accountable.  The more restaurants critique bloggers, the more bloggers are held accountable.

This push and pull strengthens both subgroups of the food industry, ultimately delivering writing worth reading, tastier food food, and more effective service.

It’s a harsh financial climate for us all, baby, and we’re all working hard for our dolla dolla bills.  So let us remember that a $1 = $1, and may we all strive to be honest and fair.

Let’s discuss.