Fried Rice Seasoned With Gochujang & Miso

My heart sank when I realized I had no soy sauce.  I had just chopped a mound of vegetables and de-frosted meat, only to discover an empty soy sauce bottle in my fridge.

With two takeout boxes of leftover steamed rice and a half hour of prep work done, there was no way I was not going to make fried rice.  I reached further into my fridge and pulled out a jar of Korean gouchujang and my trusty tub of year-old miso paste.

Then I proceeded like normal.  I stir fried my vegetables with a little Chinese sausage, chicken breast, and leftover rice.  Then, I flavored the fried rice with a mix of gochujang and miso paste, diluted with water for easier incorporation.  I found Chinese sausage at the Asian & American Market in Fargo.  It provided a subtle sweetness that balanced the miso’s saltiness and gochujang’s heat.

We were satisfied with the result.  So much so, that we polished off the skillet of fried rice.  If you just own a regular kitchen skillet, you probably won’t get any smokey char, but your fried rice will still be a respectable home variation.

My method of cooking fried rice is not an exact science.  Once I choose my vegetables and proteins, it’s basically a process of sautéing and tasting.  You could use soy sauce instead of miso and add additional seasonings like hot peppers and ginger.

Mantra: Homemade fried rice is easy.  Homemade fried rice is an efficient way to use up leftover meat and veggies.  Homemade fried rice puts extra takeout rice to work.

Ingredients
Vegetable oil
Chinese sausage, finely diced
Chopped vegetables (I used lots of onion, green onions, swiss chard stems and greens, and carrots)
Proteins of choice and/or scrambled egg
Leftover rice
1 clove of minced garlic
Miso paste and gochujang, diluted with some water
White pepper
Cracked black pepper

Directions
In a dab of vegetable oil, begin sauteing the Chinese sausage.  When it renders a bit, add the vegetables and stir until softened but al dente.  I add the vegetables that take longer to cook first, such as carrot and onion.  Then, I add the softer vegetables like chard leaves, green onion, and garlic.

As the vegetables are cooking, prepare any additional protein or scrambled egg in a separate pan.  Add a little more oil to the vegetables and then stir in the rice.  As the rice is cooking, flavor with diluted miso paste and gochujang, black pepper, and white pepper.

Add the scrambled egg and/or other cooked meat and combine.  Taste and adjust for seasoning (I used a lot of miso and gochujang).

Cook to your liking.  I prefer my fried rice to develop some crusty bits.

Easter Weekend Recap: When Chipotle Became Like A God & Take-Out From Little Szechuan

Jake and I returned home for a long, holiday weekend in the Twin Cities.

We spent time with our families and I visited some good friends.

Even as adults, we enjoyed being spoiled by our families who made Easter ham, roasted turkey, lamb, & cheesy potatoes.

We were somewhat productive in that we ascertained an electric saw and hammer and destroyed the lock on our storage unit at our Bloomington condo.  I had almost forgotten about my grandma’s engagement and wedding rings, packed somewhere in the dusty unit filled with mostly crap.  The rings swam amongst friendship bracelets and 10 for $5 jewelry from Claire’s, in a jewelry box wrapped in old newspapers and packed into a Cub foods box.  My engagement ring is part loaner-band and we are hoping to use my grandma’s.

Most importantly, I grabbed my copy of Hunger Games that was accidentally sent to our Bloomington address.  Everyone and everything have become obstacles between me and my Hunger Games.  I stayed up entirely too late on work nights, reading, and suffered Hunger Games-induced nightmares.

Hunger Games is ruining my life and I’m just beginning Catching Fire.

Announcing our engagement was a lot of fun and less anxiety-inducing than I had anticipated.  The story of our engagement is as unromantic as how we met, which is perfectly fitting and perfectly us.  Only Jake can really tell the engagement story, as it is practically a complicated web of lies.  Except for the part where he asked me to marry him and I said “yes.”

The Food Run-Down

We fit in a few meals out.

Manana
828 7th Street East
St. Paul, MN 55106

I was thrilled when I realized Jake’s family lives fairly close to Manana.  The pupusas filled with pork, cheese, and beans were as memorable as my first visit, pre-Jake.  Jake commented the pupusas were one of the best things he’d tasted for a while, the sentiment I remember feeling the first time I tasted one.

Unfortunately, my take-out order did not come with the promised cortido cabbage salad and hot sauce.  I wonder if my questions were misunderstood and I was supposed to serve myself.

On trips home, we always enjoy stopping at The Wine Thief & Ale Jail where Jake selects craft beers and I treat myself to sake.  The sake selection in Fargo is less than ethereal (not that I even know that much about sake, but still).  Afterwards, Jake wanted to stop at Chipotle for lunch.

I’ve practically grew-up on Chipotle.  Ever since Chipotle made its debut in Apple Valley, my mom became hooked on their barbecoa burritos.  Sometimes she bought them by the trio, slicing the foil-wrapped logs by the chunk for lunches.  I had already eaten my fill of Chipotle when I left for college in another Chipotle-less land.  When I returned to the Twin Cities, I found myself, again, at countless Chipotles until it no longer resembled food.

Now, I find myself in the land that Chipotle forgot.  Or blatentely ignores.  Around here, Chipotle is like a god.  Legendary and spoken of reverently, in hushed voices.  I still don’t crave Chipotle, but was somewhat happy to be reunited with my old friend and managed to choke down half a burrito.

On our last evening in the Twin Cities, Jake and I planned a date night.  We were disappointed when we found that Meritage and Broders Cucina Italiana were closed so we scrambled for a convenient back-up plan.  Which is how we found ourselves ordering take-out from Little Szechuan.

Little Szechuan
422 University Avenue West
St. Paul, MN 55103
651-222-1333

When I lived near Tea House in Plymouth, MN, I always enjoyed their fish fillets in a spicy broth filled with cabbage and tofu.  I ordered Litte Szechuan’s Fish Fillet in Spicy Tofu Broth and cream cheese wontons.  Jake ordered Kung Pao Beef, extra spicy, and sesame chicken.

Our order cost $46 plus tip and was packed into this sturdy box.

I enjoyed the Fish Fillet in Spicy Tofu Broth, although I still think the Plymouth Tea House’s version is better.  The broth was more viscous than Tea House’s, though it was plentiful with chili.

It’s fish fillets had a silky mouth-feel and tasted fresh.  This portion was huge and could easily feed a small family.

Little Szechuan’s Kung Pao Beef was one of the best versions of Kung Pao we’ve ever eaten, in addition to Tea House.

The sauce was flavorful and struck all of the spicy, sweet, and savory notes.  Lots of tender beef, and pleasantly spicy.

My least favorite dish was the sesame chicken.  It wasn’t inedible, but the batter was soggy, the chicken pieces tasted dense and dry, and the sauce was a little bland.  But it fulfilled my craving for Americanized Chinese take-out.

Lastly, I enjoyed the cream cheese puffs, per usual.

I’ve dawdled in a life-long love affair with cream cheese puffs.

All in all, a wonderful and eventful trip back home.  It looks like we’ll be home a couple times in the near future for celebrations involving family and friends.

A thank you to our families for taking care of us this weekend and to the friends who were able to spend time with us.

Meritage and Broders Cucina. . . we will be back for mussels, absinthe, and Eggplant Special pizza.

Asian Supermarket Adventures: Meet Chinese Long Beans

Allow me introduce you to my new friend, Chinese long beans.

If you have ever strolled through Asian markets, you may have noticed this unusual-looking vegetable.  Chinese long beans bring to mind a particular shopping trip at an Aldi’s on W. Broadway, where my friend and I stared in equal parts horror and wonder at a woman’s dangling, long bean-like fingernails.

Which is precisely why I’ve walked passed them many times in Asian groceries and given them strange looks at Twin Cities farmers markets.That is, until last fall when I noticed the little boy I babysat chewing on a long bean.  Long beans were one of his favorite snacks and he seemed content using his two and only teeth to nibble the wrinkly, green strands.  Suddenly, they seemed less menacing.

Now, long beans are one of my favorite vegetables.  Despite their unusual appearance, taste wonderful.  I actually prefer their sweet flavor and crunchy texture to standard green beans.If you are looking to add a new vegetable to your repertoire, try this simple preparation.  Fargo’s Asian and American Market sells inexpensive packages of long beans.

Wash the long beans, trim off the ends, and cut into manageable pieces.  In a smoking hot pan, stir fry them in a little oil (not olive oil) until they taste less raw and soften a bit.  Take the pan off the heat to cool slightly, and coat the beans in a salty element like soy sauce or miso, and sweet element such as mirin or honey for a salty-sweet glaze.  You could also add hot pepper, garlic, or sesame seeds.

Be careful when adding the sauces to a smoking hot pan.  I learned the glaze can burn when I scorched my first batch.

Lucy’s North China Cuisine: Two Takes

Last weekend weekend, Jake and I were both feeling run-down so we opted for a quiet Superbowl Sunday night at home.

Jake is the football fanatic of our relationship.  I have never understood how the game of football works and many have tried to provide explanations without success.  The few times I earnestly tried to watch a game, I fell asleep.  Though I managed to watch the second half of the game, I was more concerned about when I could watch The Voice.

As Jake watched his game, I picked up takeout from

Lucy’s North China Cuisine
3003 32nd Ave S
Fargo, ND 58102
701-356-5100

When we first moved to Fargo, I tried Lucy’s, solo, and ordered a spicy fish entree with tofu, onion pancakes, and homemade kimchee.

The onion pancakes were Lucy’s pancakes were smaller, denser, and more compact than versions I’ve tasted at Szechuan restaurants.

They were crunchy on the outside, flaky, and hinted of five spice.

The salty-sour dipping sauce made a wonderful accompaniment.

The house made kimchee tasted different than traditional Korean kimchee.

I liked the crunchy texture of the pickled cabbage and its spicy and complex flavor.  The marinade tasted sweeter, included different spices, and packed a large garlic punch (which I enjoyed).  Definitely worth a try for those who enjoy kimchee.

I wasn’t so fond of the fish.  When I lived in North Minneapolis, I loved going to The Teahouse in Plymouth, MN to order the fish fillets with tofu and cabbage in spicy broth.

At Lucy’s, the fish fillets were plentiful, had a beautiful texture, and tasted fresh.  The salty seasoning sprinkled on top of the fillets was also delicious.

However, I could not stomach the sauce.  It felt and tasted like pure, unflavored oil and I could not palate  its scent.

On our recent Superbowl visit, I ordered Kung Pao Chicken, onion pancakes, and sweet and sour fish.

Second visit disclaimer:  I did not order the Grandma Noodles or Hunan Fish, dishes a friend highly recommended.  Maybe I should have known better than to order Szechuan and sweet and sour dishes at a Northern Chinese restaurant, however, they were for sale.  I will not give my final verdict of Lucy’s based upon the non-Northern Chinese dishes I ordered.

I did not enjoy this version of Kung Pao Chicken.  The chicken tasted strong and a bit funky.  The sauce had a nice garlic flavor, but was viscous and oily and lacked chili peppers.  I had a love-hate relationship with the vegetables.  I loved that they were vegetables and provided crunch, but hated that they were carrots and celery.  Also, I did not detect smokiness or wok breath.

The tofu and vegetable dish was better.  The slices of tofu had a pleasant texture and the vegetables were crisp and delicious.  Even Jake enjoyed this tofu, as he is not one to seek out dishes made with meat substitutes.  The sauce was slightly spicy, but its oiliness was overwhelming.

The Kung Pao and tofu sauces seemed to be mostly oil which coated everything and pooled around the bottom of our plates.

My favorite dish was the sweet and sour fish.

Our portion contained a large amount of fried fish fillets coated in sweet and sour sauce that was dotted with green peas.

Because the fish was pre-covered in sauce, the batter was soggy and erased all hope for crispiness.  However, the fish had a delicate and silky mouthfeel and tasted clean.  We were able to forgive the soggy batter because the fish was so delicious.

The sweet and sour sauce tasted like the garden variety, but it wasn’t too sweet for my tastes.  On a return visit, I’d order this dish again and ask for the sauce on the side.

In conclusion, I was not elated with most of the dishes I have ordered from Lucy’s and could not stomach the oily sauces.  I liked the scallion pancakes on both visits (Jake left his untouched) and found the sweet and sour fish strangely addicting.  If I can overcome my sweet and sour seafood craving, I will try their lion’s head meatballs, dumplings, grandma noodles, Hunan fish, or a special written on their blackboard.

On both visits, the service was pleasant and take-out order quickly made.  I may have been assisted by Lucy, herself, and she was lovely.

Americanized or not, where is your favorite place to grab Chinese take-out in the Fargo-Moorhead area?